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thefrogman: [reddit] This is true. Spiders cannot fly. However… There are some that can balloon. They shoot some webbing out of their butt and form a triangular shaped spider parachute. They wait for an updraft and just float away. They may not be able to fly… but they can certainly parachute onto your head, stow away in your hair, and bite you in your sleep.  (artist’s rendering)

thefrogman:

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This is true. Spiders cannot fly.

However…

There are some that can balloon. They shoot some webbing out of their butt and form a triangular shaped spider parachute. They wait for an updraft and just float away.

They may not be able to fly… but they can certainly parachute onto your head, stow away in your hair, and bite you in your sleep. 

(artist’s rendering)

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hundredlifetimes: effiesgreenwig: vvoodroffe: how can you not piss yourself when doing that omg crying omg that poor dude how much is he getting paid for that

hundredlifetimes:

effiesgreenwig:

vvoodroffe:

how can you not piss yourself when doing that omg

crying omg

that poor dude how much is he getting paid for that

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~ Sunday, May 20 ~
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~ Saturday, May 19 ~
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At 120 degrees, it was so hot in Australia that Koalas were asking people for water, something that’s never been seen before.

One Koala entered someone’s house, looking for water and shade, and here’s what happened when the owner gave him something to drink. 

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shit-thatblows:

gayn:

literally my favorite video in the world jfc

lol

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~ Wednesday, May 16 ~
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nellysfacebandaid: DEAD

nellysfacebandaid:

DEAD


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